So, world, what's up? I've missed you. Let me tell you a story.
This one time when I was nine I met this crazy guy. His name is Don Thacker. It turned out his craziness was actually a really magical, completely awesome thing that I totally wanted to be involved in. He also wanted me involved. Now we are friends.
Then he made this one movie called Motivational Growth. It showcases his awesome insanity in a beautiful but seriously jacked up way. Also, I was in it. I puked. Every time Don calls me it's because he wants me to puke or be shot or die in some way. One time he actually said to me, quite affectionately, that he would kill me so many times in my lifetime. He's a good dude.
And then we did this 72 hour film contest. All these really cool people at Imagos Films combined their talent, creativity and insomnia to make something awesome. That's pretty much what the people on this team do. They just get in the same room and then boom. Next thing you know (or 72 hours later) some freaking masterpiece falls from the sky. They're just that good.
Don't get lost in my rambling about the interesting people I know, keep up.
Tonight, Motivational Growth had a little screening. By little screening I mean, Motivational Growth, the finished project, was shown to a whole theater full of people for the first time EVER. I had seen this movie before, on a television set that most likely wasn't named Kent, in a very early stage. Then I saw it on a giant screen in a theater all put together. This is obviously the best way to view it. Which you would know if you had been there, but you weren't. Why is that? You should have been. Shame on you.
I'll tell you a secret. Last time I saw this movie, I took a bottle of scrubbing bubbles into the shower with me. You know, just in case of mold. Oh, did I tell you about The Mold? He sits in a corner and talks and shoots people with different types of fungus. What kind of movie is this? I told you, Don's crazy. And his mold is terrifying. If I ever come face to face with him, I'm dumping a gallon of bleach on that sucker. The Mold, that is. You really should have come to see this film. It's great.
So basically, I just wanted to tell you that Motivational Growth is awesome. I am honored to have been a part of it and to have had the chance to stand along side so many talented people this evening to represent the crazy, twisted, amazing thing we did. I am very fortunate to have friends like these.
Yep. That's what's new with me. How have you been?